Futdimafnilgudquimrag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic hamster.

Futdimafnilgudquimrag created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Futdimafnilgudquimrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Futdimafnilgudquimrag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Futdimafnilgudquimrag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Futdimafnilgudquimrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing orange boots.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.