Megmitciss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured tapir.

Megmitciss created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmitciss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megmitciss, it will be very sad.

Megmitciss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Megmitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Megmitciss' name in vain.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Megmitciss on top of important buildings.

5. Megmitciss loves pigs, so they must be honoured.