Bitpopwat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient goat.

Bitpopwat created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpopwat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bitpopwat, she will send you a sign.

Bitpopwat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bitpopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.