Dudfliggud Basscitnull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest spider.

Dudfliggud Basscitnull created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfliggud Basscitnull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudfliggud Basscitnull, he will be very unhappy.

Dudfliggud Basscitnull's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dudfliggud Basscitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing gray rings and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.