Bodtenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking centaur.

Bodtenkab created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtenkab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodtenkab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bodtenkab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bodtenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at moons.