Cadbedgubgov is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking hedgehog.

Cadbedgubgov created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadbedgubgov, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadbedgubgov, it will come to you in dreams.

Cadbedgubgov's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cadbedgubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill goats.