Quillgarsug is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless goose.

Quillgarsug created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgarsug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillgarsug, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quillgarsug's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quillgarsug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.