Fedlankon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying snail.

Fedlankon created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlankon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedlankon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fedlankon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fedlankon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Fedlankon.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.