Hubsisdod Paddib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hubsisdod Paddib created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsisdod Paddib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubsisdod Paddib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hubsisdod Paddib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hubsisdod Paddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Pray towards the south.