Catsisnar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful tapir.

Catsisnar created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsisnar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Catsisnar, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Catsisnar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Catsisnar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Catsisnar.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.