Dithimtar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless fox.

Dithimtar created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dithimtar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dithimtar, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dithimtar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dithimtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Worship no other gods but Dithimtar.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.