Disscinbad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless gnu.

Disscinbad created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscinbad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Disscinbad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Disscinbad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Disscinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Fast once a month.