Gethapdan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited aardvark.

Gethapdan created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gethapdan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gethapdan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gethapdan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gethapdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Gethapdan on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.