Natbogpog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful bat.

Natbogpog created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbogpog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natbogpog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Natbogpog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Natbogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.