Vilcitzan Govkannurl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane bee.

Vilcitzan Govkannurl created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcitzan Govkannurl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vilcitzan Govkannurl, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vilcitzan Govkannurl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vilcitzan Govkannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.