Naddonbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow lizard.

Naddonbud created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naddonbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Naddonbud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Naddonbud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Naddonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Naddonbud on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the north.