Fubbidxem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart sheep.

Fubbidxem created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbidxem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubbidxem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fubbidxem's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fubbidxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not cook food in pots.