Fomcennurt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered squid.

Fomcennurt created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomcennurt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomcennurt, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fomcennurt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fomcennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomcennurt.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never play with disobedient children.