Yikkin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering horse.

Yikkin created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikkin, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikkin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yikkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yikkin.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yikkin.