Armcibgem Yogmilgen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart owl.

Armcibgem Yogmilgen created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armcibgem Yogmilgen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armcibgem Yogmilgen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Armcibgem Yogmilgen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Armcibgem Yogmilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.