Gidlit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable tapir.

Gidlit created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Gidlit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidlit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gidlit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gidlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not take Gidlit's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.