Funlitcud Fedbiggar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless naga.

Funlitcud Fedbiggar created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Funlitcud Fedbiggar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Funlitcud Fedbiggar, she will jump up and down on your head.

Funlitcud Fedbiggar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Funlitcud Fedbiggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.