Busnurlkin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy cobra.

Busnurlkin created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busnurlkin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Busnurlkin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Busnurlkin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Busnurlkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Busnurlkin three times a day.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention tortoises.