Ganvadfubfarnflabmip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic shrew.

Ganvadfubfarnflabmip created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganvadfubfarnflabmip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganvadfubfarnflabmip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ganvadfubfarnflabmip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ganvadfubfarnflabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.