Ominkiptun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful centaur.

Ominkiptun created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominkiptun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominkiptun, he will curse you with boils.

Ominkiptun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ominkiptun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ominkiptun.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ominkiptun.