Queegratgub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing eagle.

Queegratgub created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegratgub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Queegratgub, he will strike you with lightening.

Queegratgub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Queegratgub's Holy Commandments

1. Queegratgub loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing mauve shirts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Always help mites in need.