Jiphiming is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless fox.

Jiphiming created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphiming, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jiphiming, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jiphiming's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jiphiming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Jiphiming's name in vain.