Flapominmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful butterfly.

Flapominmon created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapominmon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flapominmon, she will make you grow a tail.

Flapominmon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flapominmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Never wear black jumpers.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.