Gumarmhap Nanomtgof is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive dryad.

Gumarmhap Nanomtgof created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumarmhap Nanomtgof, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumarmhap Nanomtgof, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gumarmhap Nanomtgof's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gumarmhap Nanomtgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if five mice approach from the south.