Fatlogbet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart crab.

Fatlogbet created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fatlogbet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatlogbet, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fatlogbet's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fatlogbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never talk about foxes.