Kopvonjip Bopfartarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise tortoise.

Kopvonjip Bopfartarp created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopvonjip Bopfartarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kopvonjip Bopfartarp, she will turn you into a mole.

Kopvonjip Bopfartarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kopvonjip Bopfartarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help birds.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Always look after injured eagles.