Danyartvaggatdimpanghom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless slug.

Danyartvaggatdimpanghom created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Danyartvaggatdimpanghom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Danyartvaggatdimpanghom, she will not invite you to parties.

Danyartvaggatdimpanghom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Danyartvaggatdimpanghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to horses while wearing fawn coats.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.