Satnartjincetbaddogstip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust dugong.

Satnartjincetbaddogstip created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satnartjincetbaddogstip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satnartjincetbaddogstip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Satnartjincetbaddogstip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Satnartjincetbaddogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.