Fensogmip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind yak.

Fensogmip created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensogmip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fensogmip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fensogmip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fensogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing green dresses and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.