Funzodfob is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise troll.

Funzodfob created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funzodfob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Funzodfob, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Funzodfob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Funzodfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Funzodfob four times a day.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.