Tofrotgut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate coyote.

Tofrotgut created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofrotgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofrotgut, it will not care at all.

Tofrotgut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tofrotgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofrotgut.