Narlvinton is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring
snake.
Narlvinton created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlvinton, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Narlvinton, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Narlvinton's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Narlvinton's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Narlvinton's name in vain.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Never think about dark energy.
5. Do not make images of living things.