Tailbimnarl Babvenwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying narwhal.

Tailbimnarl Babvenwap created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Tailbimnarl Babvenwap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailbimnarl Babvenwap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tailbimnarl Babvenwap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tailbimnarl Babvenwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Hide if nine birds approach from the west.