Bombodnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Bombodnad created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Bombodnad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bombodnad, it will torture you forever.

Bombodnad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bombodnad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about comets.