Tonkonquam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet fox.

Tonkonquam created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkonquam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonkonquam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tonkonquam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tonkonquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Tonkonquam's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkonquam.