Mintunrig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered ferret.

Mintunrig created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintunrig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mintunrig, she will turn you into a goat.

Mintunrig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mintunrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.