Mintunrig is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered
ferret.
Mintunrig created Asia five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mintunrig, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mintunrig, she will turn you into a goat.
Mintunrig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Mintunrig's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt ants.
2. Do not eat nuts.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics.