Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless pig.

Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw, it will turn you into a slug.

Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Worship no other gods but Panbossfodyog Gepgigraw.