Pibbeghampod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Pibbeghampod created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbeghampod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibbeghampod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pibbeghampod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pibbeghampod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibbeghampod.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never chant in the presence of rats.