Misdobtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing shark.

Misdobtaf created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Misdobtaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misdobtaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Misdobtaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Misdobtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

5. Always wear brown.