Xemgigxin is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless
guinea pig.
Xemgigxin created Asia three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemgigxin, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xemgigxin, he will destroy your favourite star.
Xemgigxin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Xemgigxin's Holy Commandments1. Never mention bats.
2. Never think about enzymes.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.