Xemgigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless guinea pig.

Xemgigxin created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemgigxin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemgigxin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Xemgigxin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xemgigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.