Dubjinomt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable fairy.

Dubjinomt created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubjinomt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dubjinomt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubjinomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dubjinomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dubjinomt on top of all buildings.

3. Never leap near cats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about nematodes.