Wegnulwon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking fox.

Wegnulwon created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnulwon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegnulwon, it will remove you from existence.

Wegnulwon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wegnulwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wegnulwon.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Wegnulwon loves great tits, so they must be honoured.