Arplikbap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able swallow.

Arplikbap created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arplikbap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arplikbap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arplikbap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Arplikbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Arplikbap loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Arplikbap's name in vain.