Flagcibfut Cubbossflis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, two-faced cat.

Flagcibfut Cubbossflis created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Flagcibfut Cubbossflis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagcibfut Cubbossflis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flagcibfut Cubbossflis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flagcibfut Cubbossflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to manatees while wearing magenta kilts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Flagcibfut Cubbossflis' name in vain.

5. Never skip near dogs.