Cibruttifbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking otter.

Cibruttifbog created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibruttifbog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibruttifbog, he will manifest in front of you.

Cibruttifbog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cibruttifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Cibruttifbog.