Bafinghon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered cat.

Bafinghon created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Bafinghon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafinghon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bafinghon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bafinghon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing indigo corsets and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.